Email Commandments
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- Thou shalt include a clear and specific subject line.
- Thou shalt edit any quoted text down to the minimum thou needest.
- Thou shalt read thine own message thrice before sendest it.
- Thou shalt ponder how thy recipient might react to thy message.
- Thou shalt check thy spelling and thy grammar.
- Thou shalt not curse, flame, spam or USE all CAPS.
- Thou shalt not forward any chain letter.
- Thou shalt not rely on the privacy of email, especially from work.
- Thou shalt not use email for any illegal or unethical purpose.
- When in doubt, save thy message overnight and reread it in the light of the dawn.
- That which thou findest hateful to receive, sendest thou not unto others.
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