An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!"(...Read More

Q. Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?
A. By death.
Q. And by whose death was it terminated?

Q. Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?
A. No, I said he was shot in the ...Read More

I had someone ask for an aisle seat on the plane so that their hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window.

The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?"

"None," answered little Norman.

"None? Norman, you...Read More

A Dutchman was explaining the red, white, and blue Netherlands flag to an American.

"Our flag is symbolic of our taxes. We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bills, and blue after we pay them."

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-- Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

-- Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are ...Read More