Ibid

Jokes / December 29, 2024

Heard at the bookstore: "Why don't you have any books by Ibid? He's written a lot of important stuff."

Mixed Up

Jokes / December 29, 2024

Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?

Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

Church Social

Jokes / December 29, 2024

Our minister announced that admission to a church social event would be six dollars per person.

"However, if you're over 65," he said, "the price will be only $5.50."

From the back of the congregation, a woman's ...Read More

What it Means, "Really"

Jokes / December 28, 2024

"It's really a good movie," REALLY MEANS, "It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and good looking women."

"You know how bad my memory is," REALLY MEANS, "I remember the words to the theme song of "F Troop", the address of the...Read More

Finding Her Place

Jokes / December 28, 2024

On her way back from the concession stand, Julie asked a man at the end of the row, "Pardon me, but did I step on your foot a few minutes ago?"

Expecting an apology, the man said, "Indeed you did."

Julie nodded, and ...Read More

Calls to Call Centers

Jokes / December 28, 2024

Samsung Electronics

Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?".

Operator: "I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about".

Caller: "On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states...Read More