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Things to Do When Your ISP Is Down

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1. Dial 911 immediately.

2. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years.

3. You mean there's something else to do?

4. Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote.

 

5. Work.

6. Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family.

7. Get that kidney transplant you've been putting off.


 

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