From a passenger ship, everyone can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving his hands.

"Who is it?" a passenger asks the captain.

"I've no idea. Every year when we pass, he goes nuts."

A teacher was sitting at her desk grading papers when her first-grade class came back from lunch. Alice informed the teacher, "Paul has to go to the principal's office."

"I wonder why," the teacher mused.

"Because he's a...Read More

My grandmother, who lived in Tucson, was well-known for her faith and lack of reticence in talking about it. She would go out on the front porch and say, "Praise the Lord!"

Her next door neighbor would shout back, "There...Read More

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.

"How old are you?" "I'm four and a ...Read More

"I thought it would be nice to get a job at a duty-free shop, but it doesn't sound like there's a while lot to do in a place like that." --George Carlin

---

"What insight could you possibly hope to gain from a man ...Read More

Noah talks about growing up in Hollywood, asking Eddie Murphy for an autograph, watching Jack Nicholson light up a joint while filming A Few Good Men, the success of his new show “The Pitt” on MAX, finding out that he,...Read More