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An enormously wealthy 65-year-old man falls in love with a young woman in her twenties and is contemplating a proposal.

“Do you think she’d marry me if I tell her I’m 45?” he asked a friend.

 

“Your chances are better,” said the friend, “if you tell her you’re 90.”


 

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