Pip - SNL

Jokes / March 19, 2025

A student (Lady Gaga) motivates a fellow classmate to participate in the school's weight lifting competition.

Bill Burr Goes on a Rant About Elon Musk, Talks Glengarry Glen Ross Broadway Debut | Tonight Show

Jokes / March 19, 2025

Bill Burr talks about making his Broadway debut with a star-studded cast in Glengarry Glen Ross and the meaning behind the name of his Hulu stand-up special Drop Dead Years before going on a rant about Elon Musk.

Weekend Update: Olga Korbut - SNL

Jokes / March 19, 2025

John Belushi interviews Olympic gymnast Olga Korbut (Gilda Radner). [Season 1, 1976]

May-December Marriage

Jokes / March 19, 2025

It was a May-December marriage, and as the old man climbed in to bed for the first time with his new bride, he asked, "Did your mother tell you what to do on your wedding night?"

"Yes," she cooed, kissing him lightly, "...Read More

Good Treatment

Jokes / March 19, 2025

Bob went over to his friend Joe's house and was amazed at how well Joe treated his wife. He often told her how attractive she was, complimented her on her cooking and showered her with hugs and kisses.

"Gee," Bob ...Read More

Crocodile is longer

Jokes / March 19, 2025

Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.

Lemma 1. The crocodile is longer than it is green: Let's look at the crocodile. It is long on the top and on the bottom, but it is green only on the top. Therefore, the ...Read More