Dummy Hypnotises Ventriloquist | Live at the Apollo | BBC Comedy Greats

Jokes / January 09, 2025

Nina Conti and her good friend Monk demonstrate the perils of mixing ventriloquism and hypnotism.

Dick Van Dyke & Tim Conway's Dance Goes Awry | The Carol Burnett Show Clip

Jokes / January 09, 2025

Dick Van Dyke and Tim Conway have a series of unfortunate events happen during their dance routine. Sketch from season 11, episode 8 of The Carol Burnett Show.

0 to 200 in 6 seconds

Jokes / January 09, 2025

Bob was in trouble as he'd forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was extremely upset.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in six seconds!"

The next ...Read More

Physics

Jokes / January 09, 2025

A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him.

"Why do we have to learn this stuff?" one young man blurted out.

"To save lives," the ...Read More

Lost Gas Cap

Jokes / January 09, 2025

David filled his car with gas at a self-service gas station.

After he had paid and driven away, he realized that he had left the gas cap on top of his car. He stopped and looked and, sure enough, it was lost.

Well, he ...Read More

All Numbers Are Equal

Jokes / January 09, 2025

Theorem: All numbers are equal. Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b. Then

a + b = t
(a + b)(a - b) = t(a - b)
a^2 - b^2 = ta - tb
a^2 - ta = b^2 - tb
a^2 - ta + (t^2)/4 = b^2 - tb + ...Read More