Fred Armisen talks about dedicating himself to his role as Uncle Fester in Netflix's Wednesday and making his Broadway debut in All In: Comedy About Love with John Mulaney before breaking down how drum solos work.

- You could add/remove someone in your life using the control panel.

- You could put your kids in the recycle bin and restore them when you feel like it!

- You could improve your appearance by adjusting the display ...Read More

My son is so lazy he won’t empty the trash in the computer recycle bin!

Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from the local shoe repair shop. The date stamped on the ticket showed that it was over eleven years old. They both laughed and tried to ...Read More

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A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.

"But officer," the man said, "I can explain."

"Just be quiet!!!" snapped the officer. "...or I'm going to let you cool off in jail ...Read More