Josh talks about his memoir From Under the Truck, his partying days, getting kicked out of bars, his desire to moon people, doing LSD at 13 years old, growing up on a ranch, his mom being a force of nature and wrangling ...Read More

... continued from above

When I heard that oxygen and magnesium hooked up I was like OMg.

The barman says: "We don't serve faster-than-light particles here."
A tachyon enters a bar.

How many programmers does it ...Read More

A man was wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital in his wheelchair, just before his operation. A nurse stopped him and asked, "What's the matter?"

He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple ...Read More

At the scale manufacturers' convention, people often wanted to weigh themselves on different scales to see if they agreed. However, some visitors abstained, not wishing to advertise their weight.

A smooth-talking ...Read More

Closure.

Closure who?

Closure mouth when you're eating!

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: "Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should turn red in the ...Read More