Lin-Manuel Miranda Stuns Emily Blunt By Rapping 'My Shot' from Hamilton!

Jokes / December 12, 2024

AMAZING.

Answering Machine Message 119

Jokes / December 12, 2024

Hi, this is Johan advising you that you spend WAY too much time on the phone. GO OUTSIDE... See the world, LIVE a little... Have fun.

Gathering Chickens

Jokes / December 12, 2024

The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken's his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different directions, but the ...Read More

Signs Your Cow has Mad-Cow

Jokes / December 12, 2024

- Your cow insists on wearing a little A-1 sauce behind each ear as cologne.

- She refuses to let you milk her, saying "Not on the first date."

- Your cow takes up painting and cuts off one of its ears.

- Your cow gets ...Read More

Tracking the Weather

Jokes / December 12, 2024

It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a Chief in a modern society he had never been taught the old secrets. When he...Read More

Thoughts That Are Insignificant

Jokes / December 12, 2024

Isn't it strange that a group of very intelligent individuals combined into a political party become collectively stupid?

I may not agree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to shut up.

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