A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started circling his head. Suddenly, the bug flew into the cow's ear. The farmer didn't think much about it, ...Read More

Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent the whole evening there, and arrived home very drunk around midnight each night.

He always had trouble getting his key into the keyhole and getting ...Read More

The owner of a small deli was being questioned by an IRS agent about his tax return. He had reported a net profit of $80,000 for the year.

"Why don't you people leave me alone?" the deli owner said. "I work like a dog, ...Read More

Disney.

Disney who?

I just stopped spinning, so I am Disney!

My teenaged niece Elizabeth was nervous as she took the wheel for her first driving lesson. As she was pulling out of the parking lot, the instructor said, "Turn left here, and don't forget to let the people behind you ...Read More

Ben Wikler, chair of the Wisconsin Democratic Party, sits down with Jon Stewart to discuss his vision for the party's future and his campaign for chair of the Democratic National Committee. They talk about rebuilding fair ...Read More