Watch Out For That Tree

Jokes / November 25, 2024

A state trooper pulls over a car on a lonely back road and approaches the driver. "Sir, is there a reason you're weaving all over the road?"

The driver replies, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here! I almost had an ...Read More

Justice Triumphs

Jokes / November 25, 2024

A lawyer had a jury trial in a very difficult business case. The client, who had attended the trial, was out of town when the jury came back with its decision, which was for the lawyer and his client.

The lawyer ...Read More

Catfish vs. Orange Roughy

Jokes / November 25, 2024

Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish. He told the fish salesman, "Pick four ...Read More

Catfish Jokes

Jokes / November 25, 2024

Q. What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
A. One is a bottom-dwelling, scum-sucking scavenger and the other is a fish!

Q. What is the difference between a bearded lawyer and a catfish?
A. One's...Read More

Cynical Meanings

Jokes / November 25, 2024

Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.

Divorce: Future tense of marriage.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of ...Read More

Vincent Price Promotes Theatre of Blood and Talks About Boris Karloff and Peter Lorre

Jokes / November 24, 2024

Original Airdate: September 27th, 1973