Emma Willmann Stand-Up: Introducing Girlfriends to Her Dad, Being a Therapist | The Tonight Show

Jokes / November 15, 2024

Comedian Emma Willmann talks about being an HR booby trap, introducing her girlfriends to her dad and not being able to avoid gossiping if she was a therapist.

Cat Poker

Jokes / November 15, 2024

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Stop redundancy

Jokes / November 15, 2024

The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided not to meet until they have their first meeting and thus will not be meeting until the first time.

Their Pre-meeting ...Read More

Get Better Soon

Jokes / November 15, 2024

A retired man who volunteers to entertain patients in nursing homes and hospitals went to one local hospital in Brooklyn and took his portable keyboard along. He told some jokes and sang some funny songs at patients' ...Read More

Use of I

Jokes / November 15, 2024

TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".

ELLEN: I is...

TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am."

ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

Staff Meeting

Jokes / November 15, 2024

Moses and his flock arrive at the sea, with the Egyptians in hot pursuit.

Moses calls a staff meeting.

Moses: Well, how are we going to get across the sea? We need a fast solution. The Egyptians are close behind us...Read More