Guillermo Makes Fantasies Come True - Sponsored by Ménage à Trois Wines

Jokes / November 12, 2024

We could all use a little magic in our lives sometimes, and Guillermo is here to help. Sponsored by Ménage à Trois Wines.

Wild Fires | Wicked Web Links | Meet Susie Wiles | Monkey Update

Jokes / November 12, 2024

Wildfires are ablaze across New York and New Jersey, the first "Wicked" movie merch to arrive is rated X, we're getting to know Trump's choice for White House Chief of Staff, and Stephen Colbert has more on the escapees ...Read More

Euphemisms For Being Stupid, part 12

Jokes / November 12, 2024

... continued from above

Requires directions to lay sod.

Room temperature IQ.

Running about a quart low.

Running on empty.

Sharp as a bowling ball.

She is so dumb, she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if...Read More

Ponder These

Jokes / November 12, 2024

1. Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?

2. Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

3. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? ...Read More

Meter Jumper

Jokes / November 12, 2024

What happened to the frog that parked illegally?

It was toad!

Knock Knock! Who's There?

Jokes / November 12, 2024

Maida.

Maida who?

Maida force be with you!