Mel Brooks On Oscars & Show Business | The Dick Cavett Show

Jokes / November 08, 2024

Richard is joined by Mel Brooks, who talks through his mother's reactions to his career choice and why he was called 'stretch'.

Quincy Jones On Ray Charles, Count Basie & Frank Sinatra | David Letterman

Jokes / November 08, 2024

Plus a special performance from Snoop Dogg. (From "Late Show," air date: 11/10/10)

I Just Needed To Use Your Car

Jokes / November 08, 2024

After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence can ...Read More

Very Dangerous Mix

Jokes / November 08, 2024

This was a story told to us by our chemistry master at school. A female student wished to make some potassium hydroxide solution (aqueous) and decided to throw a large lump of potassium into a bucket of water.

Her ...Read More

Walk Softly

Jokes / November 08, 2024

"How is it that every time I pass your station, you are not working?" the angry department head asked of an employee.

"It's because you wear sneakers, sir!"

What I don't do...

Jokes / November 08, 2024

1. I don't do windows because ... I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.

2. I don't wax floors because ... I am terrified a guest will slip, hurt themselves. I'll feel terrible and ...Read More