Quincy Jones On Ray Charles, Count Basie & Frank Sinatra | David Letterman

Jokes / November 08, 2024

Plus a special performance from Snoop Dogg. (From "Late Show," air date: 11/10/10)

I Just Needed To Use Your Car

Jokes / November 08, 2024

After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence can ...Read More

Very Dangerous Mix

Jokes / November 08, 2024

This was a story told to us by our chemistry master at school. A female student wished to make some potassium hydroxide solution (aqueous) and decided to throw a large lump of potassium into a bucket of water.

Her ...Read More

Walk Softly

Jokes / November 08, 2024

"How is it that every time I pass your station, you are not working?" the angry department head asked of an employee.

"It's because you wear sneakers, sir!"

What I don't do...

Jokes / November 08, 2024

1. I don't do windows because ... I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.

2. I don't wax floors because ... I am terrified a guest will slip, hurt themselves. I'll feel terrible and ...Read More

Great Steaks?

Jokes / November 08, 2024

Amanpreet had told all of his friends about the great steak he'd eaten downtown the day before. A group of them decided to head down and see if was really as large and delicious as Preet was making it out to be.

The ...Read More