"SEAGULLS! (Stop It Now)" -- A Bad Lip Reading of The Empire Strikes Back

Jokes / October 16, 2024

Yoda is not fond of seagulls.

Schoolteacher and the Judge

Jokes / October 16, 2024

In the traffic court of a large Midwestern city, a young woman was brought before the judge to answer for a ticket she received for driving through a red light. She explained to the judge that she was a school teacher and ...Read More

Holmes and Watson

Jokes / October 16, 2024

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were camping in the forest. They had gone to bed and were lying beneath the night sky. Holmes said, "Watson, look up. What do you see?"

"I see thousands of stars."

"And what does that mean ...Read More

Scrubbing Bulkheads

Jokes / October 16, 2024

I was scrubbing the bulkhead on the USS Kitty Hawk one Sunday morning when the loud-speaker announced:

"Religious services. Maintain silence about the decks. Dis- continue all unnecessary work."

An hour later, the ...Read More

Real Smart

Jokes / October 16, 2024

This one happened few years ago in Switzerland: A man went to a photo shop, had pictures taken, and - while the photographer developed the pictures - he took off with the cash register.

Leaving behind, of course, the ...Read More

Computers and Cars

Jokes / October 16, 2024

At a computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared The computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-...Read More