The Twelve Thank-You Notes of Christmas Part 2

Jokes / December 21, 2024

Dec. 31
Edward,
I thought I said NO MORE BIRDS. This morning I woke up to find no more than seven swans, all trying to get into our tiny goldfish pond. I'd rather not think what's happened to the goldfish. The ...Read More

More Ways to Confuse Santa

Jokes / December 21, 2024

Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime."

Leave out a copy of your Christmas ...Read More

Two Lions

Jokes / December 21, 2024

Once upon a time, long, long ago there were two unique lions in the jungles of Africa. Both, it seems, had human-like qualities that made them claim territory, daring the other to cross over the line. Strange as it seems, ...Read More

For The Kids...

Jokes / December 21, 2024

How do fireflies start a race?
Ready steady glow!

If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player?
The one in the sugar bowl!

How do you keep flies out of the ...Read More

Mistakes...

Jokes / December 21, 2024

"Don't make the same mistake twice seems to indicate three mistakes, doesn't it?

First you make the mistake. Then you make the same mistake. Then you make the same mistake twice.

If you simply say, 'Don't make the ...Read More

The 12 Birds Of Christmas

Jokes / December 20, 2024

Is this attempted murder via birdie?