Over the summer, JD Vance (Haley Joel Osment) had a lot of trouble in a donut shop. The damage from that was significant, which is why his campaign has made his donut shopping a top priority.

When Stephen Colbert realizes his Late Show mug has gone missing, there’s only one person who can track it down. Thanks to “Tracker” star Justin Hartley for saving the day!

Take one puppy, roll and play until lightly pampered, then add the following ingredients.

1 cup patience
1 cup understanding
1 pinch correction
1 cup hard work
2 cups praise and 1 1/2 cups fun

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A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?"

The man says, "Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles." The bartender does this and watches...Read More

Even though he could not tell time, my three-year-old grandson was wearing a watch when I visited. Later, when I was putting on my coat to leave, I asked him what time it was. He looked at his watch blankly, then ...Read More

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jupiter !
Jupiter who !
Jupiter hurry, or you'll miss the bus !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jupiter !
Jupiter who !
Jupiter fly in my soup !