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Totally Normally JD Vance Buys Donuts!

on Oct 7, 2024

Published in Jokes

Over the summer, JD Vance (Haley Joel Osment) had a lot of trouble in a donut shop. The damage from that was significant, which is why his campaign has made his donut shopping a top priority.

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