Teddy's Tale - Bitesize!

Jokes / September 30, 2024

Introducing Simon's Cat Bitesized, kicking off with Teddy's Tale. In loving memory of Simon's real cat Teddy who sadly passed away recently, may his story live on forever!

Exclusive Bloopers & Gag Reel 'TERMINATOR 2' Behind The Scenes

Jokes / September 30, 2024

Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)

Olympic French Pole Vaulter on His Giant Dong

Jokes / September 30, 2024

Andy Samberg hijacks his interview with Seth to invite the French pole vaulter (Andy Samberg) to the show to discuss his viral incident at the 2024 Paris Olympics.

Adding Another Mouth

Jokes / September 30, 2024

The newly wed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon we're going to be three in this house instead of two."

The husband started glowing with happiness and kissing his ...Read More

Breaking In

Jokes / September 30, 2024

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

"You'll get your chance in court," said the Desk Sergeant.

"No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know ...Read More

Entertaining Idiots

Jokes / September 30, 2024

I once wrote a book called How to Keep an Idiot Entertained for Hours. It went like this: To keep an idiot entertained for hours, read the next sentence. To keep an idiot entertained for hours, read the previous sentence.�...Read More