Meanwhile... A truckload of chickens overturned on a highway in Oklahoma, Coca-Cola discontinued its newest soda flavor, and "Bridgerton" fans were left disappointed after paying to attend a ball in Detroit.

From the makers of Portrait of a Lady on Fire and The Favourite comes Lesbian Period Drama, a new will-they-won’t-they period piece.

... continued from above

BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute.

I need someone really bad... Are you really bad?

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.

"Yes," he said. "My dad taught me."

"Good! Can you tell me what comes after three."

"Four," answers little Johnny.

"What comes after six?"

"Seven."

"Very good,...Read More

Q. How do astronauts eat their ice creams?
A. In floats

Q: How do you make a dinosaur float?
A: Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer and add one dinosaur!

Q: What do you get from an Alaskan cow ?...Read More

- Money talks. Chocolate sings. Beautifully.

- Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger. Therefore, you need to eat more chocolate.

- Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to ...Read More