Jon Stewart breaks down the situation in the Middle East: the Biden administration's inability to get a ceasefire, Israel's attack on Hezbollah, and the critiques of Netanyahu coming from within Israel.

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If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

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Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?

"I am." is reportedly the shortest sentence in the ...Read More

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A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man. "To show you how much we care for you, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my ...Read More

I ran into an old buddy the other day. He was a rising entrepreneur, but now he looked down and out. What gives? He begins wailing his tale.

"I had a restaurant out there on the interstate, you know. Spent a fortune on...Read More