The Deadly Answering Machine Beep

Jokes / September 24, 2024

No! NO! Not THAT! Anything but that! Not the beep! No! Please! Not the beep! Anything but the beep! AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Viola Humor

Jokes / September 24, 2024

How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?

Write a whole note with "solo" above it.

The Tate Family

Jokes / September 24, 2024

You may have heard of the Tate Family. Members of this family attend every group.

There is Dic Tate who wants to run everything.

Ro Tate tries to change things --- whether they need it or not.

Agi Tate stirs up trouble ...Read More

Workplace Vocabulary Lesson

Jokes / September 24, 2024

Assmosis - The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss.

Blamestorming - Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who ...Read More

Sociology

Jokes / September 24, 2024

In my sociology class, we were instructed to write down answers to some questions the teacher was asking.

"Next question," announced the instructor. "How would you like to be seen by the opposite sex?"

I was ...Read More

Signs You Have Had Too Much Of The 90's pt. 4

Jokes / September 23, 2024

... continued from above

You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.

You consider second day air delivery painfully slow.

You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't ...Read More