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The Sound Of Science: Grumpy Fish | AI Nightmare Surveillance | Dead Butt Syndrome

on Sep 19, 2024

Published in Jokes

Stephen Colbert brings you the latest science stories from the world of science in his science-focused segment.

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VanAllen

Jokes / January 15, 2025

The radiation belts surrounding the earth were discovered almost simultaneously by VanAllen and another scientist named Fan. VanAllen published first, or else the earth would have a Fan Belt.

Two Fingers

Jokes / January 15, 2025

On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher said, "If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers."

A little voice from the back of the room asked, "How will that help?"

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, ...Read More

Acts

Jokes / January 15, 2025

A woman went into her kitchen to find a burglar loaded down with a bunch of stuff he was stealing from her kitchen. Not having any kind of weapon to scare him off, she raised her hand and said "Acts 2:38," and proceeded to...Read More