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Ms. Pat Bought Three Dogs from a Meth Head in a Walmart Parking Lot  

on Sep 18, 2024

Published in Jokes

Ms. Pat talks about the title of her stand-up tour Hot and Flashy, being a judge on her courtroom series Ms. Pat Settles It and why she thinks the Atlanta Falcons are cursed.

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