(For our more sensitive readers; the following joke acknowledges the existence of intimate relations within the bounds of marriage)

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving...Read More

- You automatically double-knot everything you tie.

- You find yourself humming the Barney song as you do the dishes.

- You hear a baby cry in the grocery store, and you start to gently sway back and forth, back and ...Read More

"What did I do this time?" REALLY MEANS, "What did you catch me doing?"

"She's one of the rabid feminists," REALLY MEANS, "She refused to make my coffee."

"I heard you," REALLY MEANS, "I haven't the foggiest clue what ...Read More

Conan meets his look-a-like and pulls a few pranks on visitors at 30 Rock.

"We're going to be late," REALLY MEANS, "Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."

"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard, "REALLY MEANS, "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"That's ...Read More

Season 20, episode 08: The Birthday Bootlegger