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Judge to the court, at the start of a case: "I have to declare an interest in this case. Last week, the plaintiff sent me a check for $10,000 to find in his favor.

Two days later, I received $20,000 from the defendant to find in his favor.

 

I have therefore sent $10,000 back to the defendant and can try the case without bias."


 

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