A Fresh Appeal

Jokes / April 12, 2025

Lawyer: "Judge, I wish to appeal my client's case on the basis of newly discovered evidence."

Judge: "And what is the nature of the new evidence?"

Lawyer: "Judge, I discovered that my client still has $500 left."

Lamaze Class

Jokes / April 12, 2025

A couple just started their Lamaze class and they were given an activity requiring the husband to wear a bag of sand - to give him an idea of what it feels like to be pregnant. The husband stood up and shrugged saying, "...Read More

CD Player

Jokes / April 12, 2025

I wanted to buy a CD player, but was completely perplexed by one model's promotional sign. So I called the salesclerk over and asked, "What does 'hybrid pulse D/A converter' mean?"

He said, "That means that this ...Read More

Blonde & Overhead Transparancy

Jokes / April 12, 2025

Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

A: She turned it over and used the other side.

Space Monkeys

Jokes / April 12, 2025

NASA decided to send a shuttle into space with two monkeys and an astronaut. They trained them for months. Then when they thought they were ready, they placed all three in the shuttle and got ready to send them up into ...Read More

Rachel Kaly Stand-Up Performance

Jokes / April 11, 2025

Comedian Rachel Kaly performs stand-up on Late Night with Seth Meyers.