Automobile Acronyms

Jokes / December 16, 2024

AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

BMW
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster

BUICK
Big Ugly ...Read More

Four Eggs

Jokes / December 16, 2024

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Four Eggs!
Four Eggs who ?
Four Eggs ample !

Things You Do Not Want to Happen at Your ATM

Jokes / December 15, 2024

- You go to get a balance inquiry, and instead of printing out a receipt the screen says: "Not worth wasting paper", and ejects your card. You try to get a balance inquiry, and the screen says: "Account not found." and ...Read More

Hunting for Church

Jokes / December 15, 2024

A young boy arrived to Sunday School class late. His teacher knew that the boy was usually very prompt and asked him if anything was wrong.

The boy replied no, that he was going to go fishing but his dad told him that he ...Read More

Cars vs. Computers part 1

Jokes / December 15, 2024

General Motors doesn't have a "help line" for people who don't know how to drive, because people don't buy cars like they buy computers -- but imagine if they did...

HELPLINE: "General Motors HelpLine, how can I help you...Read More