Yogurt

Jokes / November 19, 2024

Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, "We don't serve your kind in here."

One of the yogurt cartons says back to him, "Why not? We're cultured individuals."

Old Age Secret

Jokes / November 19, 2024

Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared.

"Gentlemen, I will tell you the secret of my success," he cackled. "I have been in the open air day...Read More

Newsflash

Jokes / November 19, 2024

Did you hear about the corduroy pillows?

They're making head lines across the nation!

10 Commandments of Marriage

Jokes / November 19, 2024

Commandment 1.

Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.

Commandment 2.

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

Commandment 3. ...Read More

Shrek: The Musical - SNL

Jokes / November 18, 2024

Tensions rise among a group of friends when one of them (Charli xcx) hooks up with a member of Shrek: The Musical.

Brett Goldstein on Trying a Corndog for the First Time and Working with Harrison Ford in Shrinking

Jokes / November 18, 2024

Brett Goldstein talks about Harrison Ford’s character in Shrinking being loosely based on his dad, an unfortunate fan encounter he had and the best day of his life being the day he did Sesame Street.