More Bumper Stickers
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If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
Illiterate? Write For Help.
Honk If Anything Falls Off.
Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, But Miles From The Next Exit.
You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)...If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
Boldly Going Nowhere.
How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?
AND THE GREATEST BUMPER STICKER EVER:
"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED, AND FOR THE SAME REASON."
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