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School vs. School - SNL
Teachers and their star students (Jenna Ortega, Mikey Day, Punkie Johnson, Michael Longfellow, Molly Kearney, Marcello Hernández) team up on a game show.
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Trump’s Clown Hall with Hannity, JD Vance and Donny Are NOT Weird & MyPillow Mike Endorses Ted Cruz
The new NFL season has begun with the Kansas City Chiefs and the Baltimore Ravens, Second Gentleman Doug Emhoff is on the show, the debate between Donald Trump and Kamala Harris is next week on ABC, Trump is currently running from the law with the return of his election interference case, tonight was part two of Trump’s Town Hall on Fox News ...Read more
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Trump To PA: You've Got No Choice | Walz Dunks On Vance's Donut Disaster | Did Alexa Endorse Harris?
Donald Trump previewed his debate tactics at a Fox News town hall in Pennsylvania, the candidates for VP have very different donut shop demeanors, and Amazon's Alexa smart speaker appears to prefer Kamala Harris for president.
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Paris Hilton Confirms New Reality Show with Nicole Richie and Certifies Jimmy a "Bad B*tch"
Paris Hilton talks about reuniting with Nicole Richie for a new reality show on Peacock, working on her album Infinite Icon and the new tour, and the cult following The Simple Life has amassed.
You Know It's Time to Diet When...
- You dance and it makes the band skip.
- You are diagnosed with the flesh eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live.
- You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.
- You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.
- Your driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."
- You ran away and they had to use all four ...Read more
What's Wrong?
In answer to the question "What's wrong?"
The wife says: The same old thing.
The wife means: Nothing.
The wife says: Nothing.
The wife means: Everything.
The wife says: Nothing, really.
The wife means: It's just that you're an idiot.
The wife says: I don't want to talk about it.
The wife means: I'm still ...Read more
Maid Talk
"Hey, Mom," asked Johnny "Can you give me twenty dollars?"
"Certainly not."
"If you do," he went on, "I'll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop."
His mother's ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. "Well? What did he say?"
"He said, 'Hey, Marie, make sure you wash my socks tomorrow...Read more
Saving a Marriage
After years of hiding the fact that the love is gone, Mom and Dad announced to their grown children that they're getting a divorce.
The kids were totally distraught and, as a stab at keeping their parents together, arranged a series of sessions for the whole family with a world-famous marriage counselor.
The counselor worked for hours, ...Read more
Quotes
"My girlfriend is at that stage when her biological clock is telling her it's time for her to be making me feel guilty and immature." -- Kevin Hench
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"I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart." -- e e Cummings (1894-1962)
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While I was shopping in the mall with my three children, a display ...Read more
Actual Excerpts From Classified Sections Of City Newspapers pt. 4
... continued from above
We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
For sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.
Great Dames for sale.
Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.
A Cowboy's Guide to Life pt. 4
... continued from above
When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.
Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's critical to know what it was.
The quickest ...Read more
Life's Observations
1. Marriage changes passion; suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
2. Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea."
3. I have my own little world. But it's OK, they know me here.
4. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
5. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
6. I ...Read more
Red Lights
There are these two guys driving a car. When the guy driving blows right through the red light.
"Man, you just ran that red light!", the passenger said.
"Don't worry, my brother does it all the time," said the driver.
Well, they continue to drive when the guy went flying through another stop light.
"You ran ANOTHER stop light. You are going ...Read more
A Woman's Random Thoughts
If you love something, set it free.
If it comes back, it will always be yours.
If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with.
But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn't appear to realize that you had set it free... You either...Read more
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FAMILY GUY | Movie trailer (2024)
Family Guy as real Hollywood movie with comedy actors, conept fan made trailer
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Cats Slapping Thing
Cats Slapping Thing
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The Beastie Boys Expose The Truth About Gold Records | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend
The Beastie Boys remember their iconic tour with Madonna, getting the Joe Franklin bump, and the truth about the gold records the RIAA sends out.
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Billie Eilish on Growing Up with Her Fans & Exclusive Clip: Making Birds of a Feather with FINNEAS
Billie talks about her summer, going on a year-long tour, her latest album Hit Me Hard and Soft going platinum, the process of arranging her songs on the album, growing up with her amazing fans, listening to early versions of her songs and she shares a never-before-seen clip of her and FINNEAS working on Birds of a Feather in the back of a car.
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Harry Potter - Redneck Wizard (Official Music Video)
Harry Potter - Redneck Wizard (Official Music Video)
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George Carlin on The Late Late Show with Tom Snyder (1997)
Comedian, George Carlin is guest on 'The Late Late Show with Tom Snyder' in 1997. George discusses his childhood growing up, his parents; being inspired by radio celebrities; his book "Brain Droppings"; present debates/politics (1997 and his drug & cocaine habit.