The day after Halloween, Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you...Read More

A man on a bus spends much of the journey staring at the guy sitting opposite. Before long the other guy starts staring back and demands to know why he is the focus of so much attention.

“I’m very sorry,” begins the...Read More

A red neck walks into a hardware store and asks for a chain saw that will cut 6 trees in one hour. The salesman recommends the top of the line model. The red neck is suitably impressed, and buys it.

The next day he brings...Read More

A group of blondes walk into a bar. One of the women tells the bartender to line up a row of drinks for all of them. The gals lift their glasses and toast, "Here's to 51 days!" and they proceed to down their drinks. Once ...Read More

-- Impulse engines stall when used in reverse.

-- Digital speedometer on helm console stuck at "88".

-- Shields fail to work on alternate Fridays.

-- Rust problem in engineering causes support failure: one corner of ...Read More

Tony and Emmy-winning actor Jeffrey Wright recalls the feeling of performing in "Angels in America" on Broadway, in the role that kick started his career nearly 30 years ago. Stick around for more with Jeffrey Wright and ...Read More