VanAllen

Jokes / January 15, 2025

The radiation belts surrounding the earth were discovered almost simultaneously by VanAllen and another scientist named Fan. VanAllen published first, or else the earth would have a Fan Belt.

Two Fingers

Jokes / January 15, 2025

On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher said, "If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers."

A little voice from the back of the room asked, "How will that help?"

The Buffalo Theory

Jokes / January 15, 2025

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, ...Read More

Acts

Jokes / January 15, 2025

A woman went into her kitchen to find a burglar loaded down with a bunch of stuff he was stealing from her kitchen. Not having any kind of weapon to scare him off, she raised her hand and said "Acts 2:38," and proceeded to...Read More

Broken

Jokes / January 15, 2025

On a visit to Boston, I noticed a parking meter with a paper sack over it upon which was written: "Broken."

A skeptical parking officer removed the bag, inserted a quarter in the meter and turned the dial. It worked ...Read More

Paul Rudd Watched Steve Carell’s Waxing Scene Live | The Jonathan Ross Show

Jokes / January 14, 2025

Paul Rudd doesn’t even know if the waxer was qualified!