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Baste A Turkey

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A State Police colleague of mine once received a call from a woman who asked him how to baste a turkey. After a stunned moment, he, being a fairly good cook, described the procedure.

Then he asked, "But why would you call the State Police to find out how to baste a turkey?"

 

There was only a slight hesitation before she replied, "Well, you knew, didn't you?" and hung up.


 

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