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Non-Drinker: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. --Ambrose Bierce

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol. --Anonymous

Drinking provides a beautiful excuse to pursue the one activity that truly gives me pleasure, hooking up with fat hairy girls. --Timothy Walsh

 

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. --Anonymous

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? --W.C. Fields


 

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