An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are trying to set up a fenced-in area for some sheep, but they have a limited amount of building material. The engineer gets up first and makes a square fence with the ...Read More

One night a burglar is trying to break into a house. He's sneaking across the lawn when he hears a voice - "Jesus is watching you!"

He jumps, turns around, but he doesn't see anything. So he starts creeping across the ...Read More

The bride was anything but a tidy housekeeper. It didn't bother her much until one evening when her husband called from the hall, somewhat dismayed: "Honey, what happened to the dust on this table? I had a phone number...Read More

The incredible Evie McGee Colbert joins Stephen to pick out their traditional family Thanksgiving greeting cards.

Jim talks about getting skinny, doing comedy specials, playing Tim Walz on Saturday Night Live, his impression actually being an impression of his brother Mitch, going to an SNL afterparty, visiting the Vatican with a ...Read More

Bridget Everett talks about performing at Eric Gilliland's memorial service with Dan Finnerty, being honored by her hometown with Bridget Everett Day and the final season of Somebody Somewhere.