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Personal Mottos, part 3

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... continued from above

One of us is thinking about sex... OK, it's me.

I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?

I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?

 

I majored in liberal arts. Will that be for here or to go?

I work 40 hours a week to be this poor.

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