The Catholic, the Baptist, and the Jew pt. 1
Published in Jokes
A Catholic priest, a Baptist minister, and a Rabbi want to see which of them is best at his job. They decide each will go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it.
A few days later they get together as agreed, and the priest begins: "When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his First Communion."
The other two murmur their agreement that he did a very good job.
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