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Politician's Sandwich

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On the Listening Tour, a prominent politician was pleased and proud that the local sandwich shop in a town he was visiting had named a sandwich after him.

He was somewhat less pleased after he found out what was in it.

 

"Mostly baloney," said the proprietor.


 

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