A man was driving down the highway with a car full of penguins. Penguins sticking out the windows, penguins coming out the sunroof, penguin everywhere. A cop pulled him over and told him if he didn't want a ticket he'd ...Read More

a) For those with no children - this is totally hysterical!

b) For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious.

c) For those who have children this age, this is not funny.

d) For those who have...Read More

What happened to the frog that parked illegally?

It was toad!

After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence can ...Read More

A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining," he said to his wife.

"No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied. "No, I...Read More

...while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time:

-- Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

-- Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,'Code 3' in ...Read More