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Twenty-First Century Marriage Proposals

on Nov 30, 2024

Published in Jokes

A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of marriage proposal these days consists of the words: "You're what?!?"

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Healthy Lifestyle

Jokes / November 30, 2024

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he ...Read More

A rabbi, a priest and a pastor were all in a boat together fishing. The pastor said to the others, "I think I am going to go over to that shore and sit down." So, he gets out of the boat, walks across the water and sits ...Read More

Knock Knock! Who's There?

Jokes / November 30, 2024

Dishes.

Dishes who?

Dishes me. Who ish you?

New Exercise Philosophy

Jokes / November 30, 2024

Physical exercise is good for you. I know that I should do it daily but my body doesn't want me to do too much, so I have worked out this program of strenuous activities that do not require physical exercise.You are ...Read More