- You smoke during your deer hunt after scent-proofing yourself all month.

- A tornado goes through your trailer's yard and makes it look neater.

- You've got to shuck your toilet paper before you use it.

- You have an ...Read More

Why did cavemen draw pictures of hippopotamuses and rhinoceroses on their walls?
Because they couldn't spell their names!

What is the noisiest game?
Squash - because you can't play it without raising a racquet...Read More

-- Your last name stays put.

-- The garage is all yours.

-- Wedding plans take care of themselves.

-- Chocolate is just another snack.

-- You can be President.

-- You can never be pregnant.

-- You can wear a ...Read More

Republican leaders like Speaker Mike Johnson and Sen. Tommy Tuberville are avoiding questions about the pardoned January 6th insurrectionists, Bishop Marianne Budde got under Trump's skin with her sermon at the National ...Read More

Jesse talks about flying from New York to LA, being comforted by other people also being nervous, feeling too guilty to go on vacation, taking his family on trips to Concentration Camps and Bosnia, being a miserable and ...Read More

Comedian Debra DiGiovanni talks about what it was like to write a book as a person with ADHD, hating small talk and sleeping with a CPAP machine at night.