1. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

4. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

5. Back up my...Read More

Seth Meyers takes a moment to self-reflect and forgive himself for some of his past mistakes, like not sticking to his diet and his unusually high credit card bill.

In this Cut for Time Sketch, an American couple (Andrew Dismukes, Ashley Padilla) visits a pub in Ireland.

Oscar and GRAMMY-winner Jon Batiste returns to The Late Show with a hilariously embarrassing story about the time he wasn't smelling so great when he ran into Beyoncé at a concert in New York. Check out Jon's incredible ...Read More

Josh talks about his memoir From Under the Truck, his partying days, getting kicked out of bars, his desire to moon people, doing LSD at 13 years old, growing up on a ranch, his mom being a force of nature and wrangling ...Read More

... continued from above

When I heard that oxygen and magnesium hooked up I was like OMg.

The barman says: "We don't serve faster-than-light particles here."
A tachyon enters a bar.

How many programmers does it ...Read More