Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy.

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that they just about throw up.

It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.

People with bad consciences always fear the judgement of children.

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their pedestals.