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		<title><![CDATA[Jokes vs. Law]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it'...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1338473</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/09/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Casserole]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Before rushing to work, I prepared a casserole for that
evening's dinner and put it in the fridge. As I turned to
leave, I told my son to stick it in the oven when he got
home from school. "Make sure to put it in at 350," I said.

"Sorry, can't," ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-899481</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/09/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Business Name]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Some of my friends started a company built around an
innovative idea for an online business. A debate broke
out about what to name the venture. "We have to call
it Imagination," one passionate participant cried out.

Everyone thought the idea over...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-899473</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/09/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Names]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[George goes to the Birth Registration Office to register his
newborn son.

The man behind the counter asks the name he wants to give to
the boy, and the father replies: "Euro."

The man says that such a name is not acceptable, because
it's a ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-899471</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/09/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[End of the World Headlines]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?

USA Today: WE'RE DEAD

The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD
ENDS

National Enquirer: JON AND KATE, TOGETHER AGAIN

Microsoft Systems Journal: APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-37914</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/09/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Johnny Knoxville on Kidnapping Brad Pitt, Having a Matching Perm with His Mom & Last Jackass Movie]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4222657</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/08/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA["Lady Marmalade" | P!NK opens The 79th Annual Tony Awards]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4222656</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/08/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Ghosts of Christmas (and Halloween) Past]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4222655</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/08/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Nobody Breaks Celebrities Like Rowan Atkinson]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4222654</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/08/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Jordan Klepper Heads to NOLA for America's Semiquincentennial | The Daily Show]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4222653</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/08/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Existentialists Light Bulb]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[How many existentialists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change the lightbulb and one to observe how the lightbulb symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of Cosmic Nothingness.
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1154756</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/08/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Sartre's Milk]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. The waitress comes out and asks him if he would like to order. "Yes madame, I would like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream." The waitress hurries back inside,...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1154755</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/08/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Programmer and the Genie]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am the most powerful genie in the world. I can grant you any wish you want, but only one wish."

The programmer pulled out a map of...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-561593</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/08/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Pet Sweater]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[In an upscale pet-supply store, a customer wanted to buy a 
red sweater for her dog. The clerk suggested that she bring 
her dog in for a proper fit. 

"Oh, no, I can't do that!" the lady said. "See, the sweater 
is going to be a surprise!"
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-37703</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/08/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Performance Review Terms, Part 1]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[AVERAGE EMPLOYEE:
Not too bright.

EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED:
Made no major blunders - yet.

ACTIVE SOCIALLY:
Drinks a lot.

FAMILY IS ACTIVE SOCIALLY: 
Spouse drinks, too.

CHARACTER ABOVE REPROACH:
Still one step ahead of the cops.

ZEALOUS ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-37699</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/08/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[A Performance from The Rocky Horror Show: Sweet Transvestite | The Tonight Show]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4221797</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/07/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Japan's District Mascots: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (Bonus Segments)]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4221796</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/07/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Beth Stern - The Joy of Animal Rescue in “Coco and Stephen, Together Forever” | The Daily Show]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4221795</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/07/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Will Forte's Wife Threatened to Divorce Him Over His Reaction to Her Bangs]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4221794</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/07/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Two Doilies]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[As a new bride, Aunt Edna moved into the small home on her husband's ranch near Snowflake. She put a shoe box on a shelf in her closet and asked her husband never to touch it.

For 50 years Uncle Jack left the box alone, until Aunt Edna was old ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1154636</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/07/2026</pubDate>
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